HELLO, MY NAME IS JULIANNA. I LIKE FOOD, METAL AND MEN WITH LONG, LUCIOUS HAIR. WELCOME!

castielsgayagenda:

unejeuneidiote:

unclefather:

thinkintrixxter:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

tHIS IS THE YEAR WOMEN FINALLY SAID “FUCK YOU” TO SEXISM

YOU GO , GIRL.

'not that you're the genius'

questioning her intelligence when he has that hair cut in 2014

BAAAAAAAM, for fuck’s sake!!

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT MAYIM BIALIK. 

FOR YEARS AS A KID AND TEEN, SHE BALANCED SCHOOL AND ACTING, NEVER ONCE LETTING HER GRADES DROP OR HER CAREER SUFFER. 

SHE GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL AT THE TOP OF HER CLASS, AND WAS ACCEPTED TO HARVARD AND YALE BUT CHOSE TO GO TO UCLA BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO STAY CLOSE TO HER FAMILY. 

SHE EARNED A BACHELORS IN NEUROSCIENCE, HEBREW STUDIES, AND JEWISH STUDIES ALL AT THE SAME TIME.

SHE THEN WENT ON TO GET HER DOCTORATE AND A Ph.D. IN NEUROSCIENCE, WHILE BALANCING AN ACTING CAREER AND MOTHERHOOD.

SHE HAS BEEN THE BUTT OF SO MANY FASHION JOKES AND ANTI-SEMETIC JOKES IN HOLLYWOOD. WHEN PEOPLE SAW HER AS AMY, THEY RIDICULED HER ONLINE. 

BUT SHE STUCK WITH IT. BECAUSE SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING PERSON AND IS HAVING NONE OF THIS “WOMEN CAN’T BE SUCCESSFUL AND SMART BULLSHIT. 

SHE IS ALSO A NOW-SINGLE MOM OF TWO BOYS. AND STILL KEEPS HER CAREERS (YES THAT’S FUCKING PLURAL) ACTIVE.

BUT YET, PEOPLE STILL HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ASK HER STUPID FUCKING SEXIST QUESTIONS THAT THEY WOULD NEVER GIVE, SAY, JIM PARSONS OR JOHNNY GALECKI. 

MAYIM BIALIK IS A FUCKING ICON. 

(Source: scavengervortex, via bitches-and-crackers)

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tatianaception:

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

(via the-real-sean-connery)

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spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

(via bitches-and-crackers)

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littlestpetdjpinkie:

When people with bad grammar try to insult you like

image

(via the-real-sean-connery)

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littlemouseymonster:


flammi-flames:

chilipepperconverse:

piteousdeliquium:

auttyauttyoxenfree:

:)

oooooooooooooooh shit, you tell em

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flammi-flames:

chilipepperconverse:

piteousdeliquium:

auttyauttyoxenfree:

:)

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souljaboyemoji:

souljaboyemoji:

ammit420:

*dick hard but i gotta stand up*

image

did u kno if u flex any muscle fah 60 seconds ya meat will retreat

I went 20 years w/o knowin my dick gotta cheat code, I needa spread tha good word

(via bitches-and-crackers)

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At the groceries store

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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thedimensionjumpingmagician:

royston-crow:

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

image

Back, Foul beast of the night! I shall show you my Cooch in holy defense?

beware the holy cooch

(via bitches-and-crackers)

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stains:

this is my sisters contacts

(Source: 2cc48a, via bitches-and-crackers)

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edwardspoonhands:

I just recently learned that corndogs were imported from Germany and I don’t even know who I am anymore.

edwardspoonhands:

I just recently learned that corndogs were imported from Germany and I don’t even know who I am anymore.

(Source: ourtimeorg, via bitches-and-crackers)

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